MeUndies

Opens with muffled bar music.

Guy 1: Dude, what should I say to her? How do you just walk up to someone in a bar and casually ask them to match underwear with you?

Guy 2: You gotta be smooth with it, bro. Be confident and just slide right in front of her.

Guy 1: Okay, okay, wish me luck.

Guy 2: (Voice fading away) It shouldn’t be that hard. You’re already dating her.

Footsteps walking away.

Guy 1: Hey Tiffany (Clears throat) I was just thinking... This has been on my mind for a while now.

Girl: What is it, babe?

Guy 1: (Mumbles) I want to match underwear with you.

Girl: What?

Guy 1: (Mumbles) I think it would be really good for us.

Girl: I’m sorry, can you speak up?

Guy 1: (Takes a deep breath) I want to match underwear with you. You are really special to me.

Girl: Aaaah, that’s so sweet! I would love to match with you.

Guy 1: (Chuckles) Cool! I didn’t think it’d be this easy.

Girl: It’s about time, your underwear was starting to look like a racetrack.

Guy 1: Ha ha, very funny. Don’t get me started, Miss granny panties.

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